Episode 7: A Tasty Pair - Twit Quip of the Week:

"I'm gonna see ANGELS & DEMONS today. Don't try to stop me, because you will succeed." from Doug Benson, twitter.com/dougbenson.

 

Episode 6: Better to Not Touch Anything - Twit Quip of the Week:

"Joke of the Day: Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It's an obscure number you've never heard of." from Brittany, twitter.com/brittai927.

 

Episode 5: Just Like a Unicorn - Twit Quip of the Week:

"I like The Big Bang Theory. So there. I also like Two and a Half Men. So There So THERE." from Chris, twitter.com/cjjc.

 

Episode 3: Arouse an Eager Want - Twit Quip of the Week:

"Zac Efron does not look like Chandler Bing." from Steph Smith, twitter.com/stephsmith.

 

Episode 2: For Sexual Favors - Twit Quip of the Week:

"Note to McFly: My biohazard suit is basic black and I was born on Tatooine, not Vulcan. It's all about the image, get your facts straight." from Darth Vader, twitter.com/darthvader.

 

Episode 1: Professional Tramp - Twit Quip of the Week:

"I guess ur made in my image, just on a really cheap photocopier." from God the Father, twitter.com/godthefather. 

 

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